CHeRCH
The Creator
Straight outta the Gromulus 7 sector, he has a simple mission: Complete enslavement of the human race, and harvesting ALL the resources of Earth. He has taken over a church to build trust and begin initating mind control techniques. He is also into some light probing on the weekends.
Father Zephyr Kane
Once he is in human form, Zephyr Kane is undetectable as an alien. He has taken the role of a church priest. His plan to take over the planet was progressing on schedule until he met a beautiful human nun, Trixie. Now his world domination plans are in danger of taking a backseat to impressing his new crush (Trixie would not be thrilled at being harvested for her resources).
Trixie
Trixie is a beautiful nun with a heart of gold, she is the finest woman the Earth has ever produced. She finds herself strangely drawn to the mysterious Father Zephyr Kane, and that may be the only thing that keeps the human race alive.
Spoofus
Spoofus is an Inept but somewhat henchman. He has negative charisma, and is a bumbling fool.
In The Beginning...
6000 years ago, THE CREATOR came from Gromulus 7 to Earth. He deposited the first human prisoners in order to populate the planet in preparation for its eventual ‘harvesting’ (Yum!). Being a busy guy, he left Smoofus behind to keep watch on things and write the Bible: A simple guidebook for all of future humankind to maximize their deliciousness and to help them prepare sacrifices for THE CREATORS return.
Smoofus, being a worthless POS, instead outsourced the work of writing the Bible to a bunch of Hebrew dudes at his weekly D&D game, and thus the Holy Scriptures we know today were born.
6000 years later, THE CREATORS alarm clock goes off, and he returns to Earth expecting a heros welcome, only to find Smoofus living in the basement of an abandoned church, having done NOTHING!
Starting now, in 2025, he must begin the monumental task of reconditioning humankind, beginning with a corrected Bible written for children, and build up this CHeRCH to mind control and enslave the planet. With only Smoofus at his side, what could possibly go wrong?
